A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 14, 2017
“What do you call clumsy grapes?"/"Unconcordinated.”

A riddle about Concord grapes is:

Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: Unconcordinated.


The joke was posted on Twitter on December 2, 2015.


Wikipedia: Concord grape
The Concord grape is a cultivar derived from the grape species Vitis labrusca (also called fox grape) that are used as table grapes, wine grapes and juice grapes. They are often used to make grape jelly, grape juice, grape pies, grape-flavored soft drinks, and candy. The grape is sometimes used to make wine, particularly kosher wine. Traditionally, most commercially produced Concord wines have been finished sweet, but dry versions are possible if adequate fruit ripeness is achieved.

Twitter
Johnny‏
@formerowl
What do you call clumsy grapes? - Unconcordinated.
5:09 AM - 2 Dec 2015

Twitter
Bill Helton‏
@7colonel7
What do you call Clumsy Grapes?  UnConcordinated!
10:40 PM - 22 Apr 2016 from Alabama, USA

Twitter
Backyard Mortgage‏
@BackyardMtg
Backyard Mortgage Joke of Day:
What do you call clumsy grapes?
Answer: Unconcordinated
6:58 AM - 20 Jul 2016

Wattpad (November 6, 2016)
Food Jokes
by Fanwarrior-13
(...)
Q: What do you call clumsy grapes?
A: unconcordinated.

Twitter
Woodmans Food Market‏
@WoodmansTalk
What do you call clumsy grapes? Unconcordinated! #FoodJokeFriday
11:01 AM - 10 Feb 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, March 14, 2017 • Permalink