A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 06, 2017
“What do you call a wooden car with wooden wheels?"/"Wooden go.”

A car pun is:

Q: What do you call a wooden car with wooden wheels?
A: Wooden (wouldn’t) go.


The joke was posted on the newsgroup eunet.jokes on August 4, 1993.


Google Groups: eunet.jokes
Another v.old v.unfunny joke ...
Nick Moffat
8/4/93
G Hunt () wrote:
: Did you hear about the man who built himself a wooden car?

: Wooden wheels, wooden chassis, wooden gears, wooden doors,
: wooden engine, wooden go!

17 December 1995, The Sun-Herald (Sydney, Australia), pg. 71, col. 3:
Q: Did you hear about the wooden car?
A: It had wooden wheels, wooden windows and wooden go.
Mandy (13), Harrbord.

Google Books
My Secret Secret Admirer
By Diane Umansky
New York, NY: Pocket Books
1997
Pg. 84:
“P.S. Did you hear about the car with the wooden engine and the wooden wheels? It wooden go! Get it — ‘wooden’?”

20 December 1998, News of the World (London, UK), “Christmas joke,” pg. 23:
HEAR about the car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go.

Google Books
The Usborne Book of Silly Jokes
By Lenard Le Rolland and Laura Howell
London: Usborne
2003
Pg. 55:
Did you hear about the tractor with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go.

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Puns of the Weak 10-31-03 Part 2 The Rest of the Puns
Stan Kegel
11/1/03
(...)
What happened to the wooden car?
It wooden go! (Sharifah, 11)

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Kids Puns of the Weak 05-04-04
Stan Kegel
5/6/04
(...)
Did you hear about the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine. It wooden go (Maya, 6)

6 June 2006, Star Tribune (Minneapolis, MN), “Favorite Jokes,” pg. 1E:
Riley Bullis, 13
White Bear Lake
Crosswinds Middle School
What happened to the wooden plane with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go.

Twitter
Peter Maurici‏
@BlokesLib
RT @lizhindley since it is bad joke day.Hear about the wooden bus?It had wooden seats,wooden engine,wooden wheels only problem was wooden go
1:30 AM - 19 Mar 2009

Twitter
GeorgeObama‏
@GeorgeObama911
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go!  kiss a big one!!!
10:13 PM - 28 Mar 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family

Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. ?:
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go!

What happened to the wooden car with the steel wheels and the steel engine?
It steel wooden go!

Google Books
Best Ever Classroom Jokes:
Because some of us never grow up

By Mike Haskins
New York, NY: Pavilion Books
2015
Pg. ?:
Have you heard about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go.

Google Books
Really Silly Jokes
By Cyl Lee
Minneapolis, MN: Abdo Publishing
2017
Pg. 5:
Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine?
It wooden go!

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a wooden car with wooden wheels?
submitted March 7, 2017 by tinybeeboat
Wooden go

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Monday, March 06, 2017 • Permalink