“What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?”/“A salad shooter.”

A popular vegetarian joke is:
 
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.
 
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993. The joke has been printed on sevveral GIFs.
   
   
Google Groups: rec.humor.funny
Vegetable Medley
Bob Kirkpatrick
5/5/93
My daughter told me this one:
 
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A Salad Shooter.
 
Google Groups: rec.food.veg
VEGAN: Joke
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5/6/93
Q:  What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A:  A Salad Shooter!
 
Google Groups: rec.humor
DIARRHEA
David Malott
2/13/96
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
Salad Shooter!
 
Google Books
The Even Bigger Book of Gross Jokes
By Julius Alvin
New York, NY: Kensington Books
2000
Pg. 51:
What do you caR a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
 
Urban Dictionary
Salad Shooter
A vegitarian or vegan with the runs.
by kreecher August 16, 2003
 
Google Books
The Everything Kids’ Gross Jokes Book:
Side-splitting Jokes That Make Your Skin Crawl!
By Aileen Weintraub
Avon, MA: Adams Media
2005
Pg. 64:
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
 
Google Books
Jumbo Jokes And Riddles Book:
Hours of Gut-busting fun!
By Beth L. Blair
Avon, MA: Adams Media
2007
Pg. 298:
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
 
YouTube
Jokes - What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter.
jokesus
Published on Aug 19, 2015
Joke :
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
 
Google Books
Fat Poo’s Vegetarian Jokes
By Peter Crumpton
PeteyRF Creative
2016
Pg. ?:
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhoea?
A Salad Shooter!
     
reddit
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
submitted September 18, 2016 by LyricalGypsy
A salad shooter.