A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 15, 2016
“What do you call a phallic-shaped potato?"/"A dictator.”

The potato has a few “-tater” jokes, such as:

Q: What do you call a phallic-shaped potato?
A: A dictator.


“What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis? A dictator” was cited in the newsgroup alt.humor.puns in 2004.

“What do you call a helpful potato?"/"A facilitater,” “What do you call a potato with glasses?"/"A spectator” and “What do you call an everyday potato?"/"A commentator” are other “tater” jokes.


Google Groups: uk.rec.sheds
A great service but is this legal?
Carl .LHS. Williams
10/5/02
(...)
A man with a potato on his cravf?
(a dictator)

Google Groups: alt.humor.puns
Adult Puns of the Weak 11-04-04
Stan Kegel
(...)
What do you get when you cross a potato with a penis?
A dictator. (Al Martine)

Welcome to THE SUNDAY SCHOOL TEACHER’S NETWORK
SSTN # 79 - September 6, 2005
(...)
Dick Tater =Runs everything

Twitter
Cody-Lee Jennings
‏@CodyLJennings
“What do you call when you cross a potato and a politician; a dictator.” - My 13-year-old cousin. Hahaha
10:31 PM - 11 Aug 2009

Twitter
Stefanie Clinton ☯
‏@stefanieclinton
What do you call a penis & a potato? A dictator.
10:27 PM - 16 Sep 2009

Twitter
Ryan Dacca
‏@ryandacca
“What do you call a mean potato? A dictator!” - Sarah Hamilton
6:44 PM - 16 Oct 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes
By Geoff Tibballs
London: COnstable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. 120:
What do you call an extremely bossy potato?
A dic-tater.

Twitter
Jane Hu
‏@hujane
Q: What do you call a tyrannous potato?
A: A dictator.
12:08 PM - 1 Jul 2013

Made 2B Creative
SPUD-TACULAR LADIES MEETING THEME
Published May 16, 2013 | By Julia
(...)
Dick Tater– likes to give orders, but don’t want to soil there own hands

reddit
What do you call a potato that looks like Hitler?
submitted February 1, 2015 by DeadBirdToABlindKid
A dick-tator.

reddit
What do you call a mean Potato?
submitted February 17, 2015 by Orangeswork
A Dictator.

reddit
What do you call a phallic shaped potato?
submitted June 15, 2016 by Fleyeswattr
A dictator.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, June 15, 2016 • Permalink