A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 11, 2017
“What do you call a cow with five legs?"/"Rare.”

Popular cow riddles are:

“What do you call a cow with no legs?"/"Ground beef.”
“What do you call a cow with one leg?"/"Steak.”
“What do you call a cow with two legs?"/"Your mom.”
“What do you call a cow with two/three legs?"/"Lean beef.”
“What do you call a cow with three legs?"/"Tri-tip.”

“What do you call a cow with FIVE legs? Rare” was posted on Facebook on June 20, 2012.


Facebook
Certified Angus Beef ® brand
June 20, 2012 ·
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef
What do you call a cow with one leg? Steak
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef
What do you call a cow with three legs? Tri-tip
What do you call a cow with FIVE legs? Rare.

Special thanks to our new intern, Malorie, for today’s comedy routine!

Twitter
de los reyes 👸🏻‏
@lovesarahnade
What do you call a cow with 5 legs?
Rare
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
11:45 PM - 3 Apr 2013

Twitter
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@justgianina
WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW WITH FIVE LEGS?!
RARE. 🐮
9:40 PM - 21 Aug 2013

Twitter
g a b y‏
@xoxo_gabigail
“What do you call a cow with 5 legs?
Rare”
5:03 AM - 14 Jun 2014

Twitter
alex ryan‏
@gayandfuckinsad
#PapaJ100Kfollowspree what do you call a cow with five legs? A rare genetic moo-tation
9:58 PM - 18 Jul 2015

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
submitted July 28, 2015 by bloodthorn1990
Ground Beef
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COMMENTS
OldGamesForAmiibos
What do you call a cow with 5 legs?
Rare

Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a cow with five legs?
submitted November 22, 2016 by 09astro27nm
Rare.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, July 11, 2017 • Permalink