A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“If every day is a gift then today was socks” (5/27)
“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile” (5/27)
“What good does it do to be able to eat at a lunch counter if you can’t buy a hamburger? (5/27)
“How do you make a hamburger laugh?"/"Pickle it gently.” (5/27)
“What did the hamburger say when it pleaded ‘not guilty’?"/"I’ve been flamed!” (5/27)
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Entry from April 12, 2016
“What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?"/"Chicken sees a salad.”

Chicken caesar salad has a joke:

Q: What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?
A: Chicken sees a salad (chicken caesar salad).


“What did the chicken say to the farmer about his lettuce patch?...Chicken sees-a salad” was cited on Twitter on May 14, 2009, but the joke became popular in 2011. “What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken sees a salad (Chicken Cesar Salad)” was cited on Twitter on May 3, 2011.


Twitter
Kirstin Holland
‏@KirstinHolland
What did the chicken say to the farmer about his lettuce patch?...Chicken sees-a salad. hahaha rasberry
10:20 PM - 14 May 2009

Twitter
Carmen Simone
‏@silver_squeen
loved the joke on #Nova today - what do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye? Chicken sees a salad (Chicken Cesar Salad) lol
5:17 AM - 3 May 2011

Twitter
Polly Smyth
‏@MissPollySmyth
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in it’s eye? Chicken Caesar salad.
7:59 PM - 6 May 2011

Twitter
Christine
‏@MetalChristine
“@Zonaembee: What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its head? Chicken ceasar salad. #dadjokefriday” #badjokefriday
5:10 PM - 17 Nov 2011

Facebook
Dad Jokes
May 16, 2012 ·
What do you call a chicken looking at a piece of lettuce?
Chicken sees a salad.
(thanks Zakaria)

Twitter
Owen Carter
‏@OwenJCarter
@caz_carter what do you call a chicken looking at lettuce? Chicken sees a salad #dadjokes
8:14 PM - 16 May 2012

Twitter
sian lewis
‏@sian555
What do u call a chicken staring at a piece of lettuce?...a chicken sees a salad 😄 #funnymonday
11:00 PM - 21 Oct 2012

reddit
What do you call a chicken looking at a lettuce? (self.Jokes)
submitted February 6, 2016 by Timparty
Chicken sees-a-salad

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, April 12, 2016 • Permalink