A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 22, 2017
“What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones?"/"Cool Whip.”

A whip cream riddle is:

Q: What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones?
A: “Cool Whip.”


The joke was posted on Twitter on January 29, 2015, and was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 22, 2017.


Wikipedia: Cool Whip
Cool Whip is a brand of imitation whipped cream, referred to as whipped topping by its manufacturer. It is used in North America as a dessert topping and in some no-bake pie recipes. It was originally described as “non-dairy” as it contained neither cream nor milk and no lactose; however, it did contain the milk derivative caseinate.

Overview
Cool Whip was introduced in 1966 by the Birds Eye division of General Foods. Within two years of introduction, it became the largest and most profitable product in the Birds Eye line of products. General Foods later merged with Kraft Foods and Philip Morris, eventually becoming part of Altria Group until the spin-off of Kraft Foods from Altria in 2006. In July 2015, Kraft merged with Heinz to be known as the Kraft Heinz Company. Cool Whip is now the most eaten brand of whipped topping in the U.S.

Wikipedia: Indiana Jones (Franchise)
The Indiana Jones franchise is an American media franchise based on the adventures of Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones, a fictional archaeologist. It began in 1981 with the film Raiders of the Lost Ark. A prequel, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, followed in 1984, and a sequel, Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, was released in 1989. A fourth film, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, was released in 2008, and was the last in the series to be distributed by Paramount Pictures. The series was created by George Lucas; the films star Harrison Ford and are directed by Steven Spielberg. The Walt Disney Company has owned the Indiana Jones intellectual property since its acquisition of Lucasfilm, the series’ production company, in 2012. A fifth film is planned for release on July 19, 2019, with both Spielberg and Ford returning.

Twitter
Hadleyā€¸
@hadsmonster
What did the whipped cream say to Indiana Jones?
Cool whip.
(I came up with this joke myself)
9:46 AM - 29 Jan 2015 from San Antonio, TX

Reddit—Jokes
What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones?
submitted March 22, 2017 by mastercheifjr
Cool Whip

Twitter
Kirstenalexandriareā€¸
@Kirsten40131783
What did the whip cream say to Indiana Jones? Cool Whip #mademyday
12:10 AM - 22 Mar 2017

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