A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 18, 2017
“What did the TV say to the remote?"/"You turn me on.”

A television riddle is:

Q: What did the TV say to the remote?
A: You turn me on.


The joke was posted to Twitter on August 29, 2009. “What did the remote say to the tv. ‘I bet I turn you on’” was posted on Twitter on March 4, 2012.


Twitter
┋cinnabunz┋┋
‏@sweetcinner
What did the tv say to the remote control? You turn me on.
5:14 PM - 29 Aug 2009

Twitter
cindy
‏@cindybrizel
what did the tv say to the remote?... you turn me on! haha what the?
6:15 PM - 13 May 2010

Twitter
Rachel N. Byers
‏@Pretty_Rayee
What Did The Tv Say To The Remote ?
You Turn Me On . . Ha , My Bro Crazy.
11:19 PM - 26 Dec 2010

Twitter
Brady Glover
‏@BradyGlover
@DjPaulyP_ what did the remote say to the tv. “I bet I turn you on” #sexyandiknowit
5:55 AM - 4 Mar 2012

YouKnowMemes
You Turn Me On
– APRIL 12, 2012
POSTED IN: COMICS, MEDIA
You turn me on said the tv to the remote – comic

Twitter
Vi-sion-ar-y.
‏@Dntrellr
What did the remote say to the tv? Nigga I control you.
9:37 PM - 29 Aug 2012

Twitter
Zac Howard
‏@NotZacHoward
What’d the remote say to the tv? You really turn me on
5:12 PM - 6 Nov 2012

Reddit—Jokes
What did the tv say to the remote control?
submitted April 29, 2014 by balls34
“you turn me on”

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRadio/Television • Wednesday, January 18, 2017 • Permalink