“What did the leprechaun do for a living?”/“He was a short-order cook.”
A popular St. Patrick’s day riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001:
Q: Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
A: He was a short-order cook!
A slightly different form of the joke was posted on Twitter on March 10, 2015:
Q: What did the leprechaun do for a living?
A: He was a short-order cook!
Kidsjokes.co.uk (June 23, 2001)
St Patricks Day Jokes
Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
He was a short-order cook!
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Q. Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
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Q: Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
A: He was a short-order cook…
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Q. Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at the diner?
A. He was a short-order cook!
10:15 AM - 17 Mar 2009
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Gale Martin
@Gale_Martin
Did you hear about the leprechaun who worked at a diner? He was a short order cook. #StPatsDayJokes
7:07 AM - 17 Mar 2012
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Rachael Kelley
@RachaelKelley13
Sign spotted outside a restaurant: “Leprechaun wanted for short order cook.”
8:51 PM - 6 Mar 2013
Twitter
Bear Nation
@SHSBearNation
What did the leprechaun do for a living?
(He was a short-order cook!)
10:48 PM - 10 Mar 2015
Facebook
JuWanna the Clown
March 15, 2015 ·
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Q: What job does a leprechaun have at a restaurant?
A: A short-order cook!
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Q: What did the leprechaun do for a living?
A: He was a short-order cook!
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Posted on March 16, 2016
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6. What did the leprechaun do for a living?… He was a short-order cook!