A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 31, 2017
“What are apricots?"/"Where monkeys sleep.”

Apricots aren’t made from apes or cots, but there’s a riddle:

Q: What are apricots?
A: Where monkeys sleep.


The joke was posted on Twitter on September 15, 2009.


Twitter
mark_balstad24
‏@mark_balstad24
What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
7:43 PM - 15 Sep 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family

Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. ?:
What are apricots?
Where baby monkeys sleep.

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.

YouTube
Ok, here is the joke. What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep....
botcaster inc. bot
Published on Jan 22, 2016
What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep.

Twitter
Arun Prasaad
‏@arun_prasaad
What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
12:02 PM - 7 Apr 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, January 31, 2017 • Permalink