A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from May 01, 2017
“We never knew he was drunk…until he showed up for work sober”

"We never knew he was drunk...until he showed up for work sober” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. “I think the only way my boss would know I was drunk is if I showed up to work sober” was posted on Twitter on January 13, 2012.

“We never knew he was a drunk till he showed up to work sober” was posted on AskReddit and Twitter on April 15-16, 2012.


Twitter
Chris‏
@Moldiver42
I think the only way my boss would know I was drunk is if I showed up to work sober.
10:30 AM - 13 Jan 2012

Twitter
Joe Rigby‏
@Riggleberry
#FreeSpeech my boss realised I’m a drunk when I showed up to work sober - Dean Martin.
4:33 PM - 7 Mar 2012

AskReddit
]Large_McBigHuge April 15, 2012
We never knew he was a drunk till he showed up to work sober.

Twitter
LaQwanda Zulu‏
@LeTwatter
“We never knew he was a drunk till he showed up to work sober.”
2:26 AM - 16 Apr 2012

Twitter
Sunil Pai‏
@threepointone
“We never knew he was a drunk till he showed up to work sober.”
more oneliners here - http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/sbdq0/what_is_the_best_oneliner_you_know/
4:17 AM - 16 Apr 2012

Facebook
NaijaFunny - The funniest stuff coming out of naija
April 16, 2012 ·
I never knew my gateman was a drunk till the day he showed up for work sober

Twitter
OMG One Liners‏
@omg_oneliners
We never knew he was a drunk… until he showed up to work sober.
3:16 PM - 29 Apr 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Monday, May 01, 2017 • Permalink