A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 03, 2017
“Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout”

"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying was posted by “Madame Ovary” on Twitter on February 26, 2013.


Twitter
Madame Ovary
โ€@JaneErrrr
Unless you fell off the treadmill no one wants to hear about your workout.
9:00 AM - 26 Feb 2013

Twitter
Leonie Rynn Mathieu
โ€@lrynn
โ€œ@wilsonhugs: Unless you fell off the treadmill no one wants to hear about your workout.โ€ Lol. Too true!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10:04 AM - 26 Feb 2013

Facebook
Sarcastic Sweetness
October 13, 2013 ยท
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no-one wants to hear about your workout wink

Funny Status
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked yourโ€ฆ
March 31, 2014 Health Status Updates
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Twitter
Bill Murray
โ€@BiIIMurray
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
3:30 PM - 8 Jan 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityExercise/Running/Health Clubs • Friday, February 03, 2017 • Permalink