“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A popular science bar joke is:
“Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. ‘I’ve lost my electron,’ one says. ‘Are you sure?’ asks the other. ‘Yes, I’m positive.’”
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1993. “A neutron walks into a bar...” is another bar joke that is frequently paired with this one.
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Two Sodium atoms were walking down the street.
Atom #1: “I think I’m missing an electron.”
Atom #2: “Are you sure???”
Atom #3: “I’m Positive!”
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, “I think I lost an electron!”
Her friend says, “Are you sure?”
She says, “Yes, I’m positive!”
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Michael S. Cooper
Okay… here’s one back…
Two sodium atoms walk into a bar. All of a sudden one of them loses an electron and says “I just lost an electron!” The other one asks “Are you sure?” He says “I’m positive!”
Date: Tue, 29 Sep 98 19:35:46 -0700
From: Peter Langston
(19) Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, ‘I think I’ve lost an electron.’ The other says ‘Are you sure?’ The first says, ‘Yes, I’m positive...’
A Prairie Home Companion - Jokes 1999
April 6, 1999
Two for the science crowd…
#1: Two atoms walk into a bar. They sit down, order beers, and start talking. One atom says, “Uh-oh.""What’s wrong?” asks the second atom.The first atom says, “I think I lost an electron.” The second atom says, “That’s terrible! Are you sure?” “Yes,” replys the first atom. “I’m positive!”
#2A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He drinks it and gets up to leave. He asks the bartender, “How much to I owe you?” The bartender looks at the neutron and says, “For you? No charge.”
Mike Richards,Age: 17
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19 August 2003, Philippine Daily Inquirer, “Mr. Bearbull” by Ron Nathan, pg. B2, col. 1:
TWO hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. “I’ve lost my electron,” one says. “Are you sure?” asks the other. “Yes, I’m positive.”
Steps of the Plowman
By Dale Miettinen
Victoria, BC: Trafford
“Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One sez ‘I’ve lost my electron.’ The other one sez ‘are you sure?’ and the first one sez ‘yes, I’m positive’.”
A Guy Walks Into A Bar...:
501 Bar Jokes, Stories, Anecdotes, Quips, Quotes, Riddles and Wisecracks
By Michael Lewis
New York, NY: Black Dog & Leventhal Publishers, Inc.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, I’ve lost my electron. Are you sure? Yeah, I m positive.
The Best ‘A Man Walks Into A Bar’ Jokes
By Billy Brownless
Crows Nest NSW: Allen & Unwin
Two atoms walk into a bar. One of them says, ‘Damn – I think I’ve lost an electron!’ The other atom asks, ‘Are you sure?’ ‘Yeah, I’m positive.’
Physics on Your Feet:
Berkeley Graduate Exam Questions: Or Ninety Minutes of Shame but a PhD for the Rest of Your Life!
By Dmitry Budker and Alexander O. Sushkov
New York, NY: Oxford University Press
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. The first says to the second: “I think I lost my electron.” The second asks: “Are you sure”? The first replies: “Yes, I’m positive.”
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