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Entry from December 04, 2016
“Two clowns are eating a cannibal” (joke)

“Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?"/"Because they taste funny!” is a classic joke. “Met someone today who accidentally started the joke ‘Two clowns are eating a cannibal...’ I like their version better” was posted on Twitter on June 28, 2009. “..two clowns are eating a cannibal..one says to the other.. ‘Have we completely fucked this joke up?’” was posted on Twitter on December 23, 2011.

A popular variation was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 20, 2014:

“Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, ‘i think we’re doing this joke wrong.’”


Google Groups: alt.meditation.transcendental
Send in the Clowns!
Steve Ralph
7/7/03
“svambhu” wrote in message
news:7c112c19.0307071507.37e34ae0@posting.google.com…

> Two Cannibals were eating a Clown.
> The first cannibal turned to the second one and said:
> “Does this taste funny to you?”
>
Two clowns were eating a cannibal
The first clown turned to the second one and said:
“Ain’t life funny sometimes?”

Twitter
Royce Williams
‏@TychoTithonus
Met someone today who accidentally started the joke “Two clowns are eating a cannibal...” I like their version better.
7:39 PM - 28 Jun 2009

Twitter
Rich Potter
‏@RichIsNice
Two clowns were eating a cannibal and one says to the other, “I don’t know about you, but I like this joke better.”
2:45 PM - 23 Jan 2011

Twitter
Stephen
‏@lolAridhol
Two clowns eating a cannibal, one turns to the other and says, “This isn’t funny.”
11:28 AM - 7 May 2011

Twitter
Josh Withers
‏@JoshuaWithers
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other, “why are we doing this?”
4:55 PM - 15 Sep 2011

Twitter
Matthew Hopkins
‏@Wytchfinder_Gen
..two clowns are eating a cannibal..one says to the other.. ‘Have we completely fucked this joke up?’
3:01 PM - 23 Dec 2011

Twitter
Jonathon Fletcher
‏@JonGardener
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One turns to the other and says…
I think he messed up the opening line a little.
#badjokes
3:20 PM - 29 Jun 2013

Reddit—Jokes
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
submitted April 20, 2014 by CBRN_ginger
The first clown says to the second “I think we’re doing this joke wrong”.

Twitter
Tac
‏@TacDeadCat
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, “i think we’re doing this joke wrong”
2:24 AM - 21 Apr 2014

Reddit—Jokes
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
submitted December 4, 2016 by MamaMurphySucks
One turns to the other and says,
“I think we’re doing this joke wrong”.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Sunday, December 04, 2016 • Permalink