A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 05, 2017
“Three things tell the truth: children, drunk people and yoga pants”

"Three things tell the truth: children, drunk people and leggings/yoga pants” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. “FACT: Jeans work wonders on women. WOW!---- but leggings tell the truth” was posted on Twitter on December 4, 2009. “I like yoga pants because they tell the truth” was posted on Twitter on February 2, 2011. “Leggings tell the truth of how that ass really look” was posted on Twitter on October 5, 2011.

“Drunks leggings and children always tell the truth” was posted on Twitter on August 30, 2012. “Kids, drunk people, and yoga pants always tell the truth” was posted on Twitter on June 23, 2013.

“Fact: The only 3 things that always tell the truth are Kids, Drunks and Leggings” was posted on Twitter on December 11, 2013. “There’s only three things that tell the truth: kids, drunks, and yoga pants” was posted on Twitter on July 21, 2014.


Twitter
Plant Based Papi
‏@X_Confucius
RT @mATTA_fACT: Jeans work wonders on women. WOW!---- but leggings tell the truth
3:40 PM - 4 Dec 2009

Twitter
Ayo Sweetheart
‏@_ittybittyvirgo
I like leggings cause they tell the truth smile
1:28 PM - 26 Apr 2010

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la.teef
‏@lateefrocks
I like yoga pants because they tell the truth
4:33 PM - 2 Feb 2011

Twitter
Willie Makeit
‏@2thetownsOwn6
Leggings tell the truth of how that ass really look
8:52 PM - 5 Oct 2011

Twitter
March 17th 😈
‏@BlessedQ_
Leggings tell the truth out a girl ass!
12:06 AM - 13 Dec 2011

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A Hanna
‏@ahanna2015
Yoga pants tell the truth about a girl’s ass
3:29 PM - 2 Mar 2012

Twitter
Laura
‏@lauraginevraxv
drunks leggings and children always tell the truth
12:49 PM - 30 Aug 2012

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Michele Di Pasquale
‏@Lucesintetica
children, drunks and leggings always tell the truth
1:58 AM - 31 Aug 2012

Twitter
Luis Vázquez
‏@LuisVzqzant
Kids, drunk people, and leggings always tell the truth.
2:20 PM - 9 Nov 2012

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Roberto
‏@Robertt10
Drunk people, little kids and leggings always tell the truth!
3:14 PM - 20 Nov 2012

Twitter
Jose M. Rivera
‏@Joe0069M
Drunk people don’t lie; & Neither do kids…
You know what else always tell the truth… Leggings!!!
**use… http://instagram.com/p/ZUNDkUQKVU/
9:39 PM - 14 May 2013

Twitter
CaroKitty
‏@itskitty_bitch
Kids, drunk people and leggings always tell the truth
8:02 PM - 4 Jun 2013

Twitter
FailBait
‏@jc_espinosa
Kids, drunk people, and yoga pants always tell the truth.
3:33 PM - 23 Jun 2013

Twitter
anyaSini
‏@anyasini
Drunks, kids and leggings always tell the truth
11:23 AM - 3 Jul 2013

Twitter
Guadalupe R-P
‏@guadalupedele11
⁠drunkards, children, and always tell the truth leggings
5:58 PM - 3 Sep 2013

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Chiara Fongaro
‏@CFongaro
children, drunks and leggings always tell the truth.
7:43 AM - 2 Dec 2013

Twitter
iNoMames
‏@Rodrigo7GC
Fact! The only 3 things that always tell the truth are Kids, Drunks and Leggings.
11:51 PM - 11 Dec 2013

Twitter
Lars Isstans
‏@onerebeldevil
Children, drunk people, and leggings, always tell the truth…
1:30 PM - 13 Dec 2013

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Miguel Arredondo
‏@arredomi
Leggings, drunk people and kids always tell the truth.
10:56 PM - 28 May 2014

Twitter
Maria Moncada
‏@memoncada2
Drunk people, kids, and leggings always tell the truth
12:06 PM - 3 Jun 2014

Twitter
Actually Ashley
‏@ashlayrose15
There’s only three things that tell the truth: kids, drunks, and yoga pants
3:29 PM - 21 Jul 2014

Twitter
Brooke
‏@brookie0543
Three things you can always count on to tell the truth; drunk people, kids, and leggings
2:27 PM - 31 Jan 2015

Twitter
abbygettinmoney
‏@abbyhester17
drunk people, children and leggings are about the only three things that tell the truth😅
7:05 PM - 10 Feb 2015

Twitter
Carly Wolf
‏@carlywolfberry
“There are three things in this world that tell the truth: Kids, drunk people, and leggings"-Krista😂
2:47 PM - 14 Feb 2015

Twitter
tator tot
‏@alexandria_monk
Three things tell the truth: 1) drunk people. 2) kids. 3) yoga pants. 😝 http://instagram.com/p/zSx5cnD7sR/
12:50 PM - 19 Feb 2015

Twitter
JORDEN
‏@jorrhingle
“There are three things that always tell the truth… Drunk people, children, and leggings.” 😂😂😂😂. Love my clients
1:08 PM - 4 Mar 2015

Twitter
Josh Edmisten
‏@Edmisten12
“Three things that always tell the truth are drunk people, children, and leggings.” 😂
11:43 AM - 5 Mar 2015

Twitter
Chris
‏@Celtics007
Three things that always tell the truth - kids under 5, drunk people and yoga pants..
5:50 PM - 2 Apr 2015

Twitter
Professional Amateur
‏@BigRobNelson
Three things that always tell the truth.
1.) Kids
2.) Drunk people
3.) Yoga pants
10:32 PM - 3 Apr 2015

Chicago (IL) Tribune
Commentary: My 40 favorite tweets of the past two years
By Eric Zorn
Change of Subject
(...)
. There are only three things that always tell the truth:  Small children, Drunks and Yoga pants… @BiscuitFloater
APRIL 20, 2016, 10:47 AM

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