A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 08, 2017
“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade is gonna get a punch”

A pun on the two meanings of “punch” was posted on Twitter by “John” on January 31. 2015:

“The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load of cut fruit all in the same glass will get a punch.”

The joke became popular in 2017, when it was posted on Twitter by “Simon” on January 31, 2017:

“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.”


Twitter
John
โ€@JFD1960
The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load of cut fruit all in the same glass will get a punch
11:53 AM - 31 Jan 2015

Twitter
Simon
โ€@SimonsJokes
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
12:34 PM - 31 Jan 2017

Facebook
Shaun"s joke page
February 2 at 8:32am ยท
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.

Twitter
Jokes UK ๐Ÿ”ž
โ€@jokesuk
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch!
2:48 PM - 3 Feb 2017

Twitter
Shit Jokes
โ€@ShitJokes
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
3:26 PM - 3 Feb 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Wednesday, February 08, 2017 • Permalink