A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from December 03, 2015
“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe—eat cake”

"The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe—eat cake!” is something that many eateries have written on blackboards. “The heavier you are, the harder you are to kidnap” was cited on Twitter on February 21, 2010. “The fatter you are the harder you are to kidnap” was cited on Twitter on August 11, 2011.

“The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe—eat cake” was cited on Twitter on July 19, 2015.


Twitter
Dinru Farore
‏@Dinru
@Arianwynn By the way, just remember - the heavier you are, the harder you are to kidnap :3
8:35 PM - 21 Feb 2010

Twitter
Tariq Sadiqi
‏@WolfyOneKenobi
“the fatter you are the harder you are to kidnap” -Elias #swag
10:34 PM - 11 Aug 2011

Twitter
нanѕaвυмѕadaιѕy
‏@hansabumsadaisy
#wordsofwisdom
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.
Stay safe - eat more cake. 🎂
8:18 AM - 19 Jul 2015

Twitter
Meera Mukundh
‏@Meera_Mukunth
The more you weigh
The harder you are to kidnap !!
Stay safe
Eat cake 😜😜😜
1:05 PM - 19 Jul 2015

Bollywood Life
Huma Qureshi on Rishi Kapoor’s ‘fat’ joke: Take a chill pill yaar!
Thu, July 30, 2015 12:01pm IST by Pooja Nayak
And the Badlapur actress has cleared the whole fuss around being called ‘fat’…

It was Huma Qureshi’s birthday a couple of days back. And obviously, Bollywood was kind enough to make it special by pouring in loving wishes for her on Twitter. Rishi Kapoor too didn’t hesitate and tweeted ‘Happy Birthday’ to Ms Qureshi. But he found himself in major trouble for adding a picture to his tweet which read, “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake!”

Facebook
Aunty Acid
August 5, 2015
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe… Eat cake

Daily Mail (UK)
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap’: Cafe’s bad taste billboard in town where April Jones was abducted and murdered - but owner insists ‘it was years ago’
. ‘Distasteful’ sign appears outside cafe in town where April Jones murdered
. Sign: ‘The more you weigh, harder you are to kidnap! Stay safe. Eat cake’
. Residents brand it as ‘totally inappropriate’ after schoolgirl tragedy in 2012
. April was abducted near her home and Mark Bridger convicted of murder
By EMMA GLANFIELD FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 13:00 EST, 18 August 2015 | UPDATED: 22:38 EST, 18 August 2015

reddit
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!
submitted October 19, 2015 by brimful-of-asha

Twitter
Pizza Schmizza
‏@Schmizza
The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap.
Eat more Schmizza.
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2:17 PM - 2 Dec 2015

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