A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 13, 2017
“The food label read, ‘Store in a cool place,’ so…” (joke)

Many food and drink labels suggest, “Store in a cool place.” What’s a “cool” (hip) place?

“The instructions read ‘Store in a cool place’. Which explains why I was trying to get into Samuel Jackson’s movie trailor” was posted on Twitter on May 1, 2009. Other “cool” places have been suggested on Twitter.


Twitter
Vince
‏@vinceunlimited
The instructions read ‘Store in a cool place’. Which explains why I was trying to get into Samuel Jackson’s movie trailor
1:20 AM - 1 May 2009

Twitter
Daryl
‏@Daryl_1988
I bought some biscuits yesterday, on the packet it said “Store in a cool place.”
So I mailed them to Samuel L… http://bit.ly/aLwaEz
10:42 AM - 17 May 2010

Twitter
Denise O’Donoghue
‏@deniseodonoghue
I bought some biscuits yesterday, on the packet it said “Store in a cool place.”
So I mailed them to Samuel L Jackson’s house.
11:46 AM - 17 May 2010

Twitter
NM
‏@NachiketMehta
“@funnyoneliners: I bought some cookies yesterday. The bag said to store in a cool place…
So I mailed them to Hugh Laurie’s house.”
8:18 AM - 11 Oct 2010

Twitter
Matt Milligan
‏@milligan
Whenever I see ‘store in a cool place’ on a product, I think, “Great, how am I going to get this onto Ozzy’s tour bus?”
9:54 AM - 30 Apr 2012

Twitter
DavidGArnold
‏@DavidGArnold
instructions on my jam jar...."store in a cool place” ,so I’ve taken it to iggy pops house
4:12 AM - 26 Dec 2012

Twitter
Mo
‏@ArsenalMartyr
The label said “Store in a cool place”, So i sent it to Denzel Washington’s house
12:07 PM - 22 Jan 2013

Twitter
Ali Spagnola
‏@alispagnola
This six pack of beer says “Store in a cool place”... so I put it in me.
6:44 PM - 10 Oct 2013

Twitter
Max Krieger, UC 0017
‏@MaxKriegerVG
This box of instant mac says “Store in a cool place”. Sorry, I guess this loser can’t keep instant mac at his apartment anymore. #hipsters
10:44 PM - 26 Sep 2014

Twitter
Crap Jokes
‏@TheCrapJoker
The label on my biscuits said
“Store in a cool place”
So I mailed them to Samuel L Jackson’s house.
6:15 AM - 8 May 2015

Twitter
Icaro Faemke
‏@IcarFaem
‘I bought a tin of sardines and it said on it “store in a cool place” so I took it down Ronnie Scott’s jazz club’. - Alexei Sayle
2:22 AM - 31 Dec 2015

Twitter
sod’s lawyer
‏@sodslawyer
I bought a bag of potatoes and it said ‘store in a cool place,’ and now my Miles Davis lps smell of potatoes.
4:39 PM - 6 Nov 2016

Twitter
What Fish?
‏@what_fish
I opened the ketchup and it said “store in a cool place”.  So I’m keeping it round Jazzie B’s house.
9:08 AM - 24 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Friday, January 13, 2017 • Permalink