A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from June 02, 2017
“Teacher: What sound do pigs make? Student: FREEZE!”

"Pig” is slang for a policeman, and this is used in a popular joke. A teacher asks her class (Detroit is often the location), “What sound does a cat make?” “Meow!” answers a student. “What sound does a cow make?” asks the teacher. “Moo!” answers a student. “What sound does a pig make?” asks the teacher. “FREEZE, MUTHA FUCKA!” one student replies.

The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on May 27, 1993.


Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokes
Misc Jokes Part 1
Joe Klein, I3.KI 2675
5/27/93
(...)
[33]
The teacher asked Mary “What sound does a cat make?”
Mary said “A cat says meow, meow.”

Then the teacher asked Billy “What sound does a cow make?”
Billy said “A cow goes mooo, mooo.”

Then the teacher asks Johnny (he is black in this joke),
“What sound does a pig make?”
Johnny says “A pig says FREEZE NIGGER!!”

Google Groups: aus.jokes
Little “Black” Johnny joke
Omnipotent1
3/23/97
The teacher asked Mary “What sound does a cat make?”
Mary said “A cat says meow, meow.”
Then the teacher asked Billy “What sound does a cow make?”
Billy said “A cow goes mooo, mooo.”

Then the teacher asks Johnny ,one of the black students,
“What sound does a pig make?”
Johnny says “A pig says FREEZE NIGGER!!”

Twitter
bane 🦇‏
@killbane666
@lasherphoto A kindergarten teacher in the ghetto asked little Tyrone what sound does a pig make.. Tyrone said “freeze mother fucker!”
2:18 PM - 13 Jul 2009

Portland Independent Media Center
WHAT SOUND DOES A PIG MAKE?
here is the missing image.
26.Oct.2010 23:36
A teacher in a Detroit class asked the kids what kind of sound a pig makes. Little Tyrone stood up and said,
“FREEZE MUTHAFUCKA!”

Twitter
Movie Killer‏
@kicksNspoilers
dis nigga asked a lil kid wut sound do pigs make...and he got up n said freeze motha fucka
3:13 PM - 30 Nov 2010

Twitter
RJay Sharpe‏
@RJaySharpe
I got a Red card in 3rd grade cuzz my teacher asked, “what sound do pigs make”... I replied, “Freeze Mutha Fck’a” ... #TeamFollowBack
11:15 PM - 11 Jul 2011

Twitter
Natasha ⭐Stowers‏
@natashakay
A teacher in Detroit asked her class, what sound do pigs make? Little Tyrell stood up and said, freeze mother fucker! No farms in Detroit!
1:52 AM - 10 Oct 2011

Reddit—Jokes
Life without farms.
submitted June 2, 2017 by Shapedlikeapotato
The teacher asked “What sound do pigs make?”
Little Tyrone stood up and said “FREEZE MOTHA FUCKER!”
I guess there’s not many farms in Detroit.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Friday, June 02, 2017 • Permalink