A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 16, 2015
“Teacher—A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them”

"Teacher (noun)—a person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them” is a jocular definition that has been printed on posters. The definition first appeared on the website Grouchy Rabbit in March 2011.


Grouchy Rabbit
Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.

Twitter
Letian
‏@letianK
Definitions: Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them. http://tumblr.com/xes1s2m3p0
4:07 AM - 15 Mar 2011

Urban Dictionary
Teacher
A person that helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
(Teacher) Write this 100 times!
(Student) ok..
(Teacher) Now you know.

by OneRaven February 08, 2012

Twitter
Student Problems
‏@FactsOfSchool
Teacher: a person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
12:28 PM - 18 Sep 2013

The Solution News (TSN)
WORD WEDNESDAY: TEACHER
By TSN News | Entertainment, Humor, Word of the Day | 29 April 2015
TEACHER: A PERSON WHO HELPS YOU SOLVE PROBLEMS YOU’D NEVER HAVE WITHOUT THEM.

Twitter
~Carlos-kun~
‏@AtelierNemesis
Teacher(noun) - a Person who helps you solve problems you’d never have without them.
7:16 AM - 15 Jul 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Thursday, July 16, 2015 • Permalink