Suckretary (suck + secretary)

“Suckretary” (suck + secretary) is a derogatory term that originally described a female secretary working under a male boss. However, “suckretary” has also been used to deride politically appointed secretaries.
 
“Suckretary of Defense” (for “Secretary of Defense”) was cited in print in 1996. “Suckretary of State” (for “Secretary of State”) was cited in 2000. “Homeland Security Suckretary” (for “Homeland Security Secretary”) was cited on Twitter in 2013.
 
     
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10/18/96
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If you reelect Dinghy Dong Clingtong, he should appoint O.J. Secretary of Neck Cuttin’ to replace Bill Perry as Suckretary of Defense.
     
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11/28/00
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Of course. The results are engineered by the GOP driven Suckretary of State, and not accurate
 
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any1 listening to C Rice Suckretary of State questioning?
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By purplewolf, September 3, 2007 at 11:01 am
R.Nichols Burns Under Suckretary of State: ...
 
Urban Dictionary
Suckretary
a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton’s suckretary.
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Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
by Reign City November 15, 2007
 
Twitter
Hillary Clinton
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Suckretary of State _Hillary Clinton_ said some really cool stuff at the swearing in ceremony. She basically puked… http://dlvr.it/bXpbL
5:10 PM - 17 Jul 2011
 
Twitter
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LIVE > LIAR Napolitano - Homeland Security Suckretary talks Cyber InfrastructureC-SPAN Video Player http://www.c-span.org/flvPop.aspx?id=10737440142 … #Anonymous #nwo
12:42 PM - 20 Jun 2013