Smashed Saturday

“Smashed Saturday” is a drinking slang name for a day of the week. Alcoholic drinks are sold on this day, often at a reduced price. “Smashed Saturday” has been cited in print since at least 2005.

Other slang names for days of the week include Shunday, Sober Sunday, Margarita Monday, Messed-up Monday, Mojito Monday, Moonshine Monday, Boozeday Tuesday, Taco Tuesday, Tanked Tuesday, Tasty Tuesday, Tequila Tuesday, Tipsy Tuesday, Trashed Tuesday, Twisted Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Whiskey Wednesday, Wiener Wednesday, Wine Wednesday, Winesday Wednesday, Wing Wednesday, Thirsday, Thirstday, Thirsty Thursday, Fajita Friday, Fucked-up Friday, Shit-faced Saturday, Sloppy Saturday and Sloshed Saturday.

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Charlie (almightywizard) wrote,
2005-09-26 00:20:00
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9. Trashed Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked-up Friday, Smashed Saturday

Epilepsy.com
HOW WELL DO MY FRIENDS ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND?
By rosegirl at Sun, 05/27/2007 - 10:20pm
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They made up names for going out every night except for Monday. They couldn’t think of one for Monday. Trashed/Tanked Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thristy Thursday, Friday 40s Smashed Saturday.

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Skyla
Posted on: Okt 19, 2007 - 11 28
Yeah, Wasted Wednesday. I’ve never participated, it might just be a here thing. I know that nearby Fort Collins has a lot of “drinking days” since they’re a college town. Trashed Thursday, Smashed Saturday? I don’t know, college parties hold no interest for me, I’ve never been to one. I’d rather just hang out with my friends and watch movies.

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Match Week One Drink A Day
akpete
03-10-2009, 03:10 PM
Bloody Mary Monday
Gin and Tonic Tuesday
White Russian Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
Franziskaner Friday
SoCo Saturday
Sake Sunday

Messed up Monday
Trashed Tuesday
Wasted Wednesday
Thirsty Thursday
F**ked up Friday
Smashed Saturday
Fun Day Sunday

The Oregon Commentator
2 Brief Things to Mention About Alcoholic Beverages
Wednesday, October 27th, 2010
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Appropriate Names for Alcoholic Weekdays:
Thirsty Thursday
Fucked-up Friday
Smashed Saturday
Soused Sunday
Mixed-Drink Monday
Trashed Tuesday
Wasted Wednesday

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JW Mred
‏@ckumwaka
Messed up Monday, Tanked Tuesday, Wasted Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, Smashed Saturday, and Shot Sunday, I love week days.
7:49 AM - 7 Dec 12

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Tyson Featherston
‏@TyFeather
Moonshine Monday, tequila Tuesday, wasted Wednesday, thirsty Thursday, fubar Friday, smashed Saturday, still slamin Sunday.
11:33 AM - 2 Jan 13