A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 28, 2013
“She’s so stupid, she slept with the writer” (casting joke)

To be cast in a Hollywood or a Broadway production, the old saying is that a starlet sleeps with the director to get the part. “She’s so dumb/stupid, she slept with the writer” is a jocular saying illustrating the lowly place of a writer in a production, especially on a Hollywood set.

“One of the oldest inside jokes out there is of the starlet so dumb she slept with the screenwriter in hopes of advancing her career” was cited in print in 1986, but the joke is probably much older.


Google Books
None But a Blockhead:
On Being a Writer

By Larry L King
Hamondsworth, Middlesex, England: Penguin Books; New York, NY, U.S.A.: Viking Penguin
1987, ©1986
Pg. 212:
One of the oldest inside jokes out there is of the starlet so dumb she slept with the screenwriter in hopes of advancing her career. That joke not only defines Hollywood’s social pecking order, it says more than I’d like to admit of the writer’s ...

Google News Archive
8 June 1988, Glasgow (Scotland) Herald, “Hollywood strifes” by Anne Simpson, pg. 12, col. 7:
And, indeed, if anyone has a real cause for revenge in Hollywood it is the creatively fleeced, and often uncredited, scenarists who for years have been labouring under that cheap, humiliating barb about the movie starlet who was so dumb she slept with a screenwriter.

New York (NY) Times
Anatomy of a Sitcom
By Linda Blandford: Linda Blandford writes from Los Angeles for The Guardian of London
Published: April 02, 1989
(...)
Writers, as everyone knows, are the lackeys of the film industry. (The starlet joke goes: “She was so dumb, she slept with the writer.") The exception is situation comedy. They call it ‘’the voice,’’ ‘’the melody’’ and every successful show has one.

Google Books
Crafty TV Writing:
Thinking Inside the Box

By Alex Epstein
New York, NY: Owl Books (Henry Holt and Company, LLC)
2006
Pg. XIX:
You heard the old joke about the dumb actress in Hollywood — she slept with the writer!

Google Books
Authorship in Film Adaptation
Edited by Jack Boozer
Austin, TX: University of Texas Press
2008
Pg. 70:
As the old joke about a Hollywood starlet so dumb she slept with the writer attests, screenwriters are widely perceived as the least powerful collaborators on movies.

Google Books
Mrs. Nixon:
A Novelist Imagines a Life

By Ann Beattie
New York, NY: Scriber
2011
Pg. 121:
RN was also the scriptwriter (old joke in Hollywood: “She was so stupid, she slept with the writer”).

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMusic/Dance/Theatre/Film • Saturday, September 28, 2013 • Permalink