A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“Why did the pirate send his hot dog back at Nathan’s?"/"Because it was a salty dog.” (9/20)
“Sex is like music: for every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free” (9/20)
“Why did the pirate ask to get a mortgage with 3.142 percent interest?"/"He wanted the pi-rate!” (9/20)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (9/20)
“What is a pirate’s favorite type of music?"/"Arr and B!” (9/20)
More new entries...

A  B  C  D  E  F  G  H  I  J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z


Entry from September 10, 2012
“Sharp as a mashed potato sandwich” (dumb)

To be “sharp as a mashed potato sandwich” is not to be sharp at all—that is, to be dumb. “Sharp as a mashed potato sandwich” was teen slang from at least 1944. “Sharp as a mashed potato”—minus the “sandwich”—has been cited in print in the 2000s.


30 December 1944, Troy (NY) Record, “The Young Idea” by Mossler (comic strip), pg. 6, col. 7:
(Parent talking about a teenager—ed.)
“It’s getting so I don’t know whether to sock him or treat him to a movie...he’s just told me I was ‘sharp as a mashed potato sandwich’!”

21 November 1946, Los Angeles (CA) Times, “Dyer Deserts His War Horse--but Climbs on Again,” pg. 8:
Honest, Al, by comparison the TroJan quarterbacks look about as sharp as a mashed potato sandwich.

Google Books
Proverbial Comparisons and Similes from California
By Archer Taylor
Berkeley, CA: University of California Press
1954
Pg. 72:
As sharp as a mashed potato sandwich.

20 March 1958, Traverse City (MI) Record-Eagle, “Spring Hasn’t Exactly Sprung,” pg. 1, col. 5:
The Weather Man, struggling to rise to the occasion of a new season’s advent, was about as sharp as a mashed potato sandwich.

4 January 1964, Wellsville (NY) Daily Reporter, “Red Ryder” by Bob MacLoed (comic strip), pg. 4, col. 5:
THAT’S A SMART IDEA—‘CAUSE RIGHT NOW YOUR SHOOTIN’ EYE IS ABOUT AS SHARP AS A MASHED POTATO LEAD PENCIL!

Google Books
Developmental Reading in Middle and Secondary Schools:
Foundations, strategies, and skills for teaching

By Lawrence E. Hafner
New York, NY: Macmillan
1977
Pg. 150:
He was as sharp as a mashed potato sandwich.

Google Books
Play It Again, SAHM
By Meredith Efken
New York, NY: Steeple Hill Books
2009
Pg. 21:
Was going to say, “She made you look about as sharp as a mashed potato.”

Google Books
Nothing Happened and Then It Did:
A Chronicle in Fact and Fiction

By Jake Silverstein
New York, NY: W. W. Norton & Company, Inc.
2010
Pg. 56:
“He’s about as sharp as a mashed potato.”

Texas Monthly
Texas Sayings
Anne Dingus teaches you to talk Texan.

by Anne Dingus
Dumb
Another great saying tied to Texas’ love of the land. Expressions for “stupid” are the second most common in Texas lore.
(...)
Sharp as a mashed potato.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • (2) Comments • Monday, September 10, 2012 • Permalink


Its funny if you don’t know the meaning at all and you tend to misinterpret it with a different meaning. This will eventually be a laughing stock for both parties.

Posted by rodent pest control  on  09/12  at  01:43 AM

Pretty great post. I simply stumbled upon your blog and wished to mention that I’ve truly enjoyed surfing around your blog posts.

Posted by boxes for moving gold coast  on  09/25  at  09:07 AM

Page 1 of 1 pages