A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from August 05, 2016
“School minutes are longer than regular minutes”

"School minutes are longer than regular minutes” is a saying popular with students who can’t wait to get out of school. “It seems as though school minutes are 269 seconds rather than 60” was posted on Twitter on October 20, 2010. “School minutes are longer than regular minutes” was posted on Twitter on December 8, 2011.

“Microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes” is a similar saying, and the sayings are often combined. “School and microwave minutes are the longggest” was posted on Twitter on September 26, 2011. “Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes” was posted on Twitter on March 15, 2013.


Twitter
salazar, ivan e.
‏@HippieIvan
It seems as though school minutes are 269 seconds rather than 60.
12:36 PM - 20 Oct 2010

Twitter
Devin
‏@Devin3G
School minutes are longer than regular minutes
6:00 AM - 8 Dec 2011

Twitter
Timmy Evans
‏@T_Evansss
School minutes are longer than normal minutes.
10:49 AM - 15 Dec 2011

Twitter
Ben Stiffey
‏@thepizzapopo
Isn’t strange how microwave and school minutes are longer than regular minutes????? #Truth
7:00 AM - 23 Apr 2012

Twitter
sempai
‏@_IGetTrippy_
I think that school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
4:08 PM - 8 May 2012

Twitter
C-Herbo
‏@IAmCoreyEvers
School and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes..
8:48 AM - 9 May 2012

Twitter
Funny Tweets
‏@JokesAndMemes
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.
6:05 PM - 15 Mar 2013

Google Books
School Jokes
By Joe King
Marine Publishing
2016
Pg. ?:
Seems like school and microwave minutes are longer than regular minutes.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityEducation/Schools • Friday, August 05, 2016 • Permalink