“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two”

A anti-romantic vodka version of the “Roses are red…” poem is:
   
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Vodka costs less than dinner for two.”
   
The saying went viral on Twitter on February 14, 2012 (Valentine’s Day), and has been printed on many images.
 
   
Twitter
Usman Zafar‏
@djzaf
Rosees are red, violets are blue Vodka costs less Than dinner for two #valentine #dubai
2:25 AM - 14 Feb 2012
 
WeKnowMemes
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Vodka Costs Less Than Dinner For Two
– FEBRUARY 14, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
roses are red violets are blue vodka is cheaper than dinner for twoRoses are red Violets are blue Vodka costs less Than dinner for two – Happy Valentine’s Day!
     
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Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.
 
Twitter
Behlul‏
@behlul_official
#SingleBecause vodka costs less than dinner for two
10:28 AM - 14 Jul 2016
 
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Behlul‏
@behlul_official
#SingleBecause vodka costs less than dinner for two
10:28 AM - 14 Jul 2016
 
The Irish News
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Singer Olly Murs appeared not to have any romantic plans for the evening as he tweeted: “Happy Valentine’s Day this is me tonight” with a photo of a man swigging from a bottle of vodka, captioned: “Roses are red, violets are blue, vodka costs less than dinner for two.”