A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 11, 2016
“Roommates say I steal a kitchen utensil, but it’s a whisk I’m willing to take”

For those who weally, weally weplace “r” with “w” in their speech, the following joke was cited on Twitter on February 17, 2010:

“Thinking about robbing a kitchen. Might get caught, but that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.”

The joke has slightly different wording in the beginning, but “whisk I’m willing to take” is always the punchline.


Twitter
Ally Craig
‏@mr_craig
Thinking about robbing a kitchen. Might get caught, but that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
8:23 AM - 17 Feb 2010

The Telegraph (UK)
Marks & Spencer to open in Paris later this year
8:56AM BST 01 Apr 2011
(...)
COMMENTS
Wheel Of Destiny • 5 years ago
I saw Jonathan Ross in a department store last week.
He was acting suspiciously, looking at the kitchen utensils so I walked up to him and said, “You’ll probably get caught if you steal anything.”
He replied, “Well, that’s the whisk I’m willing to take.”

Twitter
John
‏@PopeMonkey
My friend wanted to steal a kitchen utensil, and I said “But you might get arrested!” and he said “That’s a whisk I’m willing to take.”
11:22 AM - 13 Sep 2011

diabolik.tv.forum
Funny har har, not funny peculiar
Scurlogue
09-05-12, 12:12 PM
I saw Roy acting suspiciously in the kitchenware department at John Lewis and slipping an electric hand mixer into his bag.
“You’ll get nicked if they catch you.” I said.
“I know,” he replied, “But it’s a whisk I’m willing to take.”

Twitter
Hannah Neel
‏@Hannah_Neel_
My roommates might get angry at me for borrowing their cooking utensils, but that’s a whisk I’m willing to take.
8:18 PM - 15 Oct 2015

reddit
My roommates are concerned that i’m using their kitchen utensils, but that’s a whisk i’m willing to take. (self.oneliners)
submitted October 16, 2015 by ICanMakeUsername

Twitter
Church Jokes
‏@ChurchJokes
My housemates may get angry at me for borrowing their cooking utensils;
but that is a whisk I’m willing to take.
9:40 AM - 6 Nov 2015

Posted by Barry Popik
Monday, January 11, 2016 • Permalink