A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from October 11, 2014
“Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours” (college football joke)

College football has a bowl playoff system. “How do you make (insert football team name) cookies?” a classic joke goes. “Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours” is the answer. The following joke about the University of Michigan Wolverines was told in 1997:

Q. How do you make Wolverine cookies?
A. Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours!


“What’s the difference between (insert football team name) and a breakfast cereal? Cereal belongs in a bowl” is another football bowl joke.


Google Groups: alt.sports.college.ohio-state
FOSML: Meatchicken jokes
defau...@domain.com
11/20/97
(...)
Q. How do you make Wolverine cookies?
A. Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours!

Google Groups: alt.sports.college.notre-dame
How do you make Notre Dame cookies?
Jim Keenan
1/4/07
Put them in a big bowl and beat them for three hours.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!

Bleacher Report
Top 10 Alabama Jokes Of All Time
By kevin n , Contributor Mar 18, 2009
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10. How do you make Alabama cookies?  Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

Google Groups: misc.news.internet.discuss
Alabama Jokes
Dave K
1/25/10
Q: How do you make Alabama cookies?
A: Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

Twitter
Matt Palma
‏@themattpalma64
How do you make UCLA cookies?Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours #S’coDucks
11:05 AM - 11 Oct 2014

Twitter
TheBrogrammer
‏@DrWallFlower
Q: How do you make Baylor cookies?
A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours.
Norwalk, IA
6:03 PM - 11 Oct 2014

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CitySports/Games • Saturday, October 11, 2014 • Permalink