A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from November 27, 2013
Procrasturbake (procrastinate + masturbate + bake)

"Procrasturbake” (procrastinate + masturbate + bake) was defined in the Urban Dictionary on June 27, 2011, “To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive.” “Procrasturbaking” was in the Urban Dictionary on November 6, 2011. While “procrasturbake” means to waste time baking, it call also mean wasting time to avoid baking.

“Procrasturbake” was also defined on February 9, 2011, as “the act of procrastinating by getting baked and masturbating.”


i’m a pretty princess
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
what i did today
today i made up 2 new words. or one word and a phrase.

1.  procrasturbake- the act of procrastinating by getting baked and masturbating

Urban Dictionary
procrasturbake
To waste time baking, especially treats like cupcakes, instead of being productive. From procrasturbate.
I should be writing my final essay but I think I’ll procrasturbake instead.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! June 27, 2011

Urban Dictionary
Procrasturbaking
The self-indulgent use of one’s oven to avoid doing work.
Instead of writing my thesis, I spent the whole afternoon procrasturbaking.
by aworkinregress November 06, 2011

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Mitchell Crichton
‏@NextDoctorWhat
Phh, exams. #procrasturbake pic.twitter.com/bjdbZpkNyp
2:27 AM - 27 May 13

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Jon Massey
‏@jonny_boy27
neologism of the day: procrasturbaking
7:47 AM - 25 Nov 13

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