A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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“A quesadilla is essentially a grilled cheese sandwich” (10/18)
Entry forthcoming—B.P. (10/18)
“Speed bumps are just expensive inverted potholes” (10/18)
“If you have ever eaten chocolate money, you have bit coins” (10/18)
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Entry from February 13, 2017
“People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado”

An “avocado” pun is:

“People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado (have a car, though).”

“He may be small and green, but he does avocado” (an image of an avocado driving a car) was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2015.

“People take the piss out of me because my car is green, at least I avocado” was posted on Twitter on October 25, 2015.


Twitter
Charlie Pearson‏
@EpicCHAZZ
He may be small and green but he does avocado https://instagram.com/p/2-vVj_R6Ho/
5:15 AM - 22 May 2015

Twitter
smithy
‏@LiamLiams12
“People take the piss out of me because my car is green, at least I avocado”
1:47 PM - 25 Oct 2015

Reddit—Punny
People always make fun of my car because it’s a weird green colour… (self.Punny)
submitted October 26, 2015 by Funny_Monsters_40
Well at least I avocado.

Twitter
Pirate World
‏@ay_captain
People always make fun of my car because it’s a weird green colour… :
Well at least I avocado.
submitted by Funny_Monsters_40[link] [c…
12:26 PM - 26 Oct 2015

Twitter
Tumblr Funnies.
‏@WowSoPunny
People laugh at my car cause it’s a weird green color…
At least I avocado
7:43 PM - 12 Dec 2015

Twitter
Shit Jokes
‏@ShitJokes
People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green.
But at least I avocado.
4:27 PM - 13 Feb 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, February 13, 2017 • Permalink