A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

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Entry from January 31, 2017
“Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?” (joke)

"New York” can mean either the city or the state. A transportation joke is:

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!


The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004 (with “Oxford” as the destination) and 2009 (with “New York” as the destination).


Sri Chinmoy Inspiration Group
“Humor is my only saviour!”
Posted February 14th, 2004 by karpani_ru (#2432)
Here are some jokes for our relaxation and illumination from
Guru’s endless humour-source.

“Tell me, conductor, will this bus take me to Oxford?”
“Of course it will. Which part?”
“You fool! All of me.”

Google Groups: Sandeep-Kanchan
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5/26/05
(...)
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!

TopWebShow
Transporter
August 08, 2009
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

Twitter
Daily Jokes
‏@webfoolish
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course! http://www.webfoolish.com
1:22 AM - 3 Sep 2009

Google Books
The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family

Edited by Geoff Tibballs
London: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. ?:
Passenger: Will this bus take me to Chicago?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!

20 March 2011, Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, UK), “Reg Varney would be ‘ turning in grave at bus farce ... if he was alive!” by Mike Lockley, pg. 20:
When the bus did eventually arrive, I asked if it would take me to Cannock. “Which part?” growled the driver. “All of me, if possible,” I ventured.

Google Books
Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series

By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
“Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!”

Google Books
FUNNY JOKES:
Humor / Form / Jokes & Riddles

By Mahesh Sharma
Published by author
2015
Pg. ?:
John: Will this bus take me to Paris?
Driver: Which part?
John: All of me, of course!

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April 17, 2015 ·
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
Driver: Which part?
Passenger: All of me, of course!

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Published on Jan 22, 2016
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTransportation • Tuesday, January 31, 2017 • Permalink