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Entry from February 28, 2017
“Pancake jokes are for tossers”

Pancake jokes are popular on Pancake Day (Shrove Tuesday). There are many pancake puns about pancake jokes.

“My dog told me that my pancake jokes are as flat as the pancakes themselves” was posted on Twitter on January 4, 2011. “Pancake jokes are crepe” was posted on Twitter on July 21, 2011.

“Pancake jokes are for tossers” was posted on Twitter by “sixthformpoet” on February 21, 2012.


Wikipedia: Shrove Tuesday
Shrove Tuesday (also known in Commonwealth countries as Pancake Tuesday or Pancake day) is the day in February or March immediately preceding Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent), which is celebrated in some countries by consuming pancakes. In others, especially those where it is called Mardi Gras or some translation thereof, this is a carnival day, and also the last day of “fat eating” or “gorging” before the fasting period of Lent.

Wiktionary: tosser
Etymology
toss
+‎ -er. In the British slang senses, toss refers specifically to the masturbate meaning.

Twitter
Catch My Attitude
‏@CatchMyAttitude
My dog told me that my pancake jokes are as flat as the pancakes themselves… and I told her that she can eat cold cereal tomorrow morning!
11:04 PM - 4 Jan 2011

Twitter
Lorraine Ship
‏@MyCatsPaws
The International Womans Day “jokes” combined with the pancake “jokes” are hilarious… Oh no, wait. Flat.
3:16 AM - 8 Mar 2011

Twitter
Benjamin
‏@benhewitt33
Pancake jokes are crepe
2:27 PM - 21 Jul 2011

Twitter
♡ i own a ♡
‏@KneeS0cks_
these pancake jokes are so crepe.
2:40 PM - 20 Feb 2012

Twitter
sixthformpoet
‏@sixthformpoet
Pancake jokes are for tossers.
1:26 AM - 21 Feb 2012

Twitter
❄️ Athene ❄️
‏@AtheneAllen
@Buzza24601 beat him to it “@sixthformpoet: Pancake jokes are for tossers.”
1:30 AM - 21 Feb 2012

Twitter
Mandy Robinson
‏@xl_design
@Kitt69 It’s a bit cheeky but the person above you said Pancake jokes are for tossers. That fell flat (!). I need coffee
1:43 AM - 21 Feb 2012

Huffington Post (UK)
Pancake Day Jokes You Can Steal To Make Your Co-Workers Like You
09/02/2016 13:45 | Updated 09 February 2016
Ryan Barrell
Writer at the Huffington Post UK
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Or, if these don’t take your fancy, go with the reliable old clichés: calling everyone “tossers”, saying “flipping heck” and telling everyone that pancake day “really créped up on you”.

Twitter
cluedont‏
@cluedont
Some of these pancake jokes are really crêpe.
4:46 AM - 9 Feb 2016

Metro.co.uk
Pancake puns are coming in their shroves – here are the best funny pancake jokes
Imogen GroomeImogen Groome for Metro.co.uk
Tuesday 28 Feb 2017 9:33 am
(...)
The thing about making pancake jokes on #ShroveTuesday is that they can often fall flat.#PancakeDay
— Jesus Tweets You (@JesusTweetsYou) February 28, 2017
(...)
some of these pancake jokes are really crêpe 🙄 #PancakeDay
— Olivia Hyde (@_oliviahyde_) February 28, 2017
(...)
can’t wait for my mums “tossing off” jokes tomorrow for pancake day:/
— grace (@gracemorrisonnn) February 27, 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Tuesday, February 28, 2017 • Permalink