“A guy walks into a bar...” is a typical form of what has been called the “bar joke.” A chemistry joke is:
“Oxygen and Magnesium walk into a bar. The bartender says, ‘OMg!’”
The symbols for the chemical elements Oxygen (O) and Magnesium (Mg) combine for “OMg.” OMG means “Oh My God.”
“If you put Oxygen and Magnesium together, you get OMG!” was posted on Twitter on November 4, 2009. “Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen and magnesium walked into his bar? A: OMg” was posted on Twitter on January 30, 2011. The joke has been printed on many images.
Becca: “If you put Oxygen and Magnesium together, you get OMG!’
2:56 PM - 4 Nov 2009
Q: What did the bartender say when oxygen and magnesium walked into his bar? A: OMg
11:28 AM - 30 Jan 2011
oxygen and magnesium walk into a bar. OMg
2:26 PM - 12 Jul 2011
Oxygen and Magnesium walk into a bar and the bar man says “OMg”
6:01 PM - 12 Jul 2011
Oxygen and Magnesium walk into a bar...Bartender drops everything and says “OMg”
10:57 AM - 16 Aug 2011
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I heard oxygen and magnesium are dating – I was like OMG
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