A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 12, 2015
“One day, I’ll solve my problems with maturity. Today. it’s with alcohol”

"One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.Today, however, it will be with alcohol” is a jocular saying that has been printed on ecards. The saying was cited on Twitter on October 24, 2011.


Twitter
arianè bramall
‏@xarianex
one day, i will solve my problems with maturity. today, however, it will be with alcohol.
1:26 PM - 24 Oct 2011

Twitter
Kelley D
‏@kelleyd75
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol
9:48 AM - 26 Oct 2011

Google Books
The Complete Philadelphia Series:
In My Arms
A Part of Me
Out of My Element
Learning to Live Again

By Taryn Plendl
Published by the author
2013
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One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.

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One Day, I Will Solve My Problems With Maturity
September 12, 2015
One day, I will solve my problems with maturity.
Today, however, it will be with alcohol

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Saturday, September 12, 2015 • Permalink