A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 08, 2010
“Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants”

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants” is a saying that has appeared on internet joke lists and on T-shirts. The saying is of unknown origin and has appeared on internet message boards since at least August 2002.


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Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
T-shirt
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Made on 4/22/2008 3:25 PM

Southern Maryland Community Forums
Kyle
08-08-2002, 03:03 PM
Thoughts etc.
1. Food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t even get into my own pants.

Google Groups: borland.public.off-topic
Newsgroups: borland.public.off-topic
From: “Otto Baade”
Date: Wed, 21 Aug 2002 16:13:28 -0500
Local: Wed, Aug 21 2002 3:13 pm
Subject: Sex and Food

A friend came across this quote:

“Food has replaced sex in my life.
Now I can’t even get into my own pants.”

Google Books
The Cunning Linguist:
Ribald riddles, lascivious limericks, carnal corn, and other good, clean dirty fun!

By Richard Lederer
New York, NY: St. Martin’s Press
2003
Pg. 19:
Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can’t even get into my own pants.

25 August 2003, New York (NY) Post, Cindy Adams column, pg. 14:
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants. 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • (0) Comments • Friday, January 08, 2010 • Permalink