A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 29, 2017
“Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday”

"Nothing fucks/messes/screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday/Wednesday/Thursday” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. “Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that its only Tuesday” was posted on Twitter on December 20, 2011.

“Nothing ruins a Friday more than an understanding that today is Tuesday” is a popular “Tuesday” version that has been cited in print since at least 2013.

“Nothing fucks up your friday like realizing that it’s only thursday #smh” was posted on Twitter on December 22, 2011. “Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only just Wednesday” was posted on Twitter on January 10, 2012.


Twitter
Kimmi Page‏
@kimmi_page
Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that its only Tuesday
10:04 AM - 20 Dec 2011

Twitter
Yasmin Mimi Osman‏
@YaziiOsman
Nothing fucks up your friday like realizing that it’s only thursday #smh
6:47 AM - 22 Dec 2011

Twitter
Jacob Voss‏
@vossjz
“Nothing f***s up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.” Well said ecard.
5:56 PM - 10 Jan 2012

Twitter
KSIG Trading‏
@seanrodgers7
Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing its tuesday
7:25 PM - 10 Jan 2012

Twitter
Auds‏
@audreyjordan23
nothing messes up your friday like realizing its tuesday. #danggg #itsgonnabealongweek
7:49 PM - 10 Jan 2012

Twitter
Siddharth S/Tony‏
@lordtottuu
Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only just Wednesday.
9:58 PM - 10 Jan 2012

WeKnowMemes
Nothing Fucks Up Your Friday Like Realizing That Its Only Tuesday
– JANUARY 11, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that its only Tuesday more ecards here

Google Groups: Clean Humor
More Humorous Thoughts
KB
7/3/13
(...)
~ Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Google Books
Facebook Quotes and Status Updates, Volume 1
By Silver S.
Newark, DE: SPeedy Publishing LLC
2014
Pg. ?:
Nothing fucks up your Friday like realizing that it’s only Tuesday.

Facebook
66 Church
May 11, 2016 ·
Nothing ruins your Friday like realizing it’s only Wednesday.

Posted by Barry Popik
Wednesday, March 29, 2017 • Permalink