“No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. “A dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money” was posted on Twitter on October 14, 2007. “Q: Why does nobody know how to please a woman? A: Because nobody has a dick made out of chocolate which ejaculates money” was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2009.
 
Valentine’s Day frequently is included in the one-line saying. “No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money” was posted on Twitter on February 7, 2009.
 
     
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9/19/07
I was being polite…

LOL!
Unless Wacko has a magical cow with a penis that ejaculates money,
he’s still homeless. 😊
 
Twitter
Michael Griffiths
‏@msjgriffiths
“A dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.” Wow. Isn’t that the dream? (Some people can be a bit too creative…)
11:16 AM - 14 Oct 2007
 
Twitter
Snowbear 🇨🇦
‏@snowbear
“Q: Why does nobody know how to please a woman? A: Because nobody has a dick made out of chocolate which ejaculates money.”...Oh damn! *lol*
10:52 PM - 17 Apr 2008
 
Twitter
Jenny Schrimshaw
‏@jennythegreat
Why can a man never please a woman? Because he’s not a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.—Graham Norton guest
3:21 AM - 18 May 2008
 
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Why can’t men make women happy?
Whisper
8/8/08
Because no man has a cock made of chocolate that ejaculates money.
 
CollegeNET
Re: Funny Text Messages…
Nursebound in Texas
Posted Oct 24, 2008 at 1:09 PM PDT · Message # 121476
Here’s a few that I’ve gotten recently.
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“No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!”
 
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Thought for the day
Davisco Jokes
1/14/09
Thought of the day:
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis,that ejaculates money.”
 
Urban Dictionary
Coco Daddy
A Mythical and highly desired type of man. Similar to a Sugar daddy, except a Coco Daddy has a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money.
In this perfect symbiotic relationship; the woman enjoys providing abundant oral pleasure to the man while the man enjoys showering the woman with money.
Thought of the day:
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever be a Coco Daddy: A man with a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.”
#sugardaddy #chocolate #penis #oral #sex #money
by Xenomorphesis January 24, 2009
 
Twitter
Brianne Siegmund
‏@Breezi
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.”
5:54 PM - 7 Feb 2009
 
Twitter
Kym
‏@kymgonecrazy
No woman will ever be satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
9:11 PM - 10 Feb 2009
 
Google Books
The Sharp Time
By Mary O’Connell
New York, NY: Delacorte Press
2011
Pg. 108:
“My next project is to make a marzipan penis that ejaculates money. “
 
Google Books
Wise Quotes of Wisdom:
A lifetime collection of quotes, sayings, philosophies, viewpoints and thoughts
By R.A. Wise
Bloomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2011
Pg. ?:
No woman will ever be truly happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
 
WeKnowMemes
U Mad Bro?
– FEBRUARY 9, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
u mad broNo woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. U mad bro?
 
Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
‏@itsWillyFerrell
No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
8:54 PM - 10 Jul 2012
 
imgur
So, my boyfriend got me a chocolate penis that ejaculates money and tells me I’m beautiful. I win Valentine’s Day.
by pulltheleverkronk Feb 15 2013