A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from February 13, 2017
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day…”

"No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. “A dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money” was posted on Twitter on October 14, 2007. “Q: Why does nobody know how to please a woman? A: Because nobody has a dick made out of chocolate which ejaculates money” was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2009.

Valentine’s Day frequently is included in the one-line saying. “No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money” was posted on Twitter on February 7, 2009.


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Michael Jackson buys €20m castle in Co Wicklow
Vasili...@gmail.com
9/19/07
I was being polite... LOL!
Unless Wacko has a magical cow with a penis that ejaculates money,
he’s still homeless. grin

Twitter
Michael Griffiths
‏@msjgriffiths
“A dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.” Wow. Isn’t that the dream? (Some people can be a bit too creative...)
11:16 AM - 14 Oct 2007

Twitter
Snowbear 🇨🇦
‏@snowbear
“Q: Why does nobody know how to please a woman? A: Because nobody has a dick made out of chocolate which ejaculates money.”...Oh damn! *lol*
10:52 PM - 17 Apr 2008

Twitter
Jenny Schrimshaw
‏@jennythegreat
Why can a man never please a woman? Because he’s not a dick made of chocolate that ejaculates money.—Graham Norton guest
3:21 AM - 18 May 2008

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Why can’t men make women happy?
Whisper
8/8/08
Because no man has a cock made of chocolate that ejaculates money.

CollegeNET
Re: Funny Text Messages…
Nursebound in Texas
Posted Oct 24, 2008 at 1:09 PM PDT · Message # 121476
Here’s a few that I’ve gotten recently.
(...)
“No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money!”

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Thought for the day
Davisco Jokes
1/14/09
Thought of the day:
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis,that ejaculates money.”

Urban Dictionary
Coco Daddy
A Mythical and highly desired type of man. Similar to a Sugar daddy, except a Coco Daddy has a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money.
In this perfect symbiotic relationship; the woman enjoys providing abundant oral pleasure to the man while the man enjoys showering the woman with money.
Thought of the day:
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever be a Coco Daddy: A man with a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.”

#sugardaddy #chocolate #penis #oral #sex #money
by Xenomorphesis January 24, 2009

Twitter
Brianne Siegmund
‏@Breezi
“No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s Day, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.”
5:54 PM - 7 Feb 2009

Twitter
Kym
‏@kymgonecrazy
No woman will ever be satisfied on Valentine’s Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
9:11 PM - 10 Feb 2009

Google Books
The Sharp Time
By Mary O’Connell
New York, NY: Delacorte Press
2011
Pg. 108:
“My next project is to make a marzipan penis that ejaculates money. “

Google Books
Wise Quotes of Wisdom:
A lifetime collection of quotes, sayings, philosophies, viewpoints and thoughts

By R.A. Wise
Bloomington, IN: AuthorHouse
2011
Pg. ?:
No woman will ever be truly happy because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.

WeKnowMemes
U Mad Bro?
– FEBRUARY 9, 2012
POSTED IN: MEMES, PICS
u mad broNo woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentine’s day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money. U mad bro?

Twitter
Not Will Ferrell
‏@itsWillyFerrell
No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
8:54 PM - 10 Jul 2012

imgur
So, my boyfriend got me a chocolate penis that ejaculates money and tells me I’m beautiful. I win Valentine’s Day.
by pulltheleverkronk Feb 15 2013

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