A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from April 21, 2016
“Need an ark? I Noah guy”

"Noah” saounds like “know a,” prompting this pun that was viral on Twitter on September 8, 2010:

“Do you need to build an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy...”

“Need an ark? I noah guy”—the shortened version— is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. The “Noah” line is popular during heavy rains.


Wikipedia: Noah
In the Abrahamic religions, Noah (/ˈnoʊ.ə/), or Noé or Noach (Hebrew: נֹחַ, נוֹחַ, Modern Noaẖ, Tiberian Nōăḥ; Syriac: ܢܘܚ‎ Nukh; Arabic: نُوح‎ Nūḥ; Ancient Greek: Νῶε), was the tenth and last of the pre-flood Patriarchs. The story of Noah’s Ark is told in the Torah in the Genesis flood narrative. The biblical account is followed by the story of the Curse of Canaan.

Google Groups: alt.fifty-plus.friends
Drugs crackdown leaves 2274 dead
I. Noah Guy
5/3/03

Twitter
Rory Cashin
‏@roarEcashin
Do you need to build an ark to save two of every creature? I Noah guy…
1:03 PM - 8 Sep 2010

Twitter
Jason Rawlings
‏@cymru_lfc
Need to build an ark to save two of every creature?
I Noah guy.
1:21 PM - 8 Sep 2010

Twitter
Terry Johnson
‏@TVForFree
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.[Click to Vote!] - lol
2:01 AM - 2 Mar 2011

Twitter
The Notorious P.I.G.
‏@armonde
pssst, need an ark? I Noah guy…
8:16 AM - 3 Mar 2011

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Jest For Kids 03-03-11
Raw Oyster2
3/3/11
(...)
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy. (Mike Bull)

thejournal.oe
More rain expected today
Weather forecasters warn of heavy and thundery outburts, but say conditions will dry up later in the day.

Oct 25th 2011, 10:09 AM
(...)
COMMENTS
Joe McDermott
Oct 25th 2011, 10:37 AM # 4 48
Need an Arc? I Noah guy!

Google Books
Roadmap into a Twisted Mind
By Bruno Gagnon
Victoria, BC: FriesenPress
2014
Pg. 183:
If anyone needs an ark, I Noah guy.

Christian Today
Ten Christian T-shirt puns to save the world
By Martin Saunders CHRISTIAN TODAY CONTRIBUTING EDITOR
18 March 2015
‘Need an Ark? I Noah guy!’
As relentlessly popular as it is inexplicably popular, this pun is available in countless designs – none of which make up for the linguistic atrocity it commits. Presumably it’s meant to convey the idea that Christians are actually supercool people and have a great sense of humour. It does not do this.

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityTime/Weather • Thursday, April 21, 2016 • Permalink