A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from September 06, 2013
“My kid is an honor student & my president is an idiot”

“Mu child is an honor student” has been a popular bumper since the 1980s. “My kid is an honor student & my president is an idiot” (or “My child is an honor student; My president is a moron") is one parody bumper sticker. “My child is an honor student, my president is a moron” was cited in October 2004 (when George W. Bush was president).

Other “My child/kid is an honor student” bumper stickers include “My kid beat up your honor student,” “My kid got your honor student pregnant” and “Your child may be an honor student, but you’re still an idiot.”


Google Groups: alt.fan.rush.limbaugh
“Are you surprised by the resistance?” Bush replied, “No.”
Jeffrey Turner
10/22/04
(...)
My child is an honor student, my president is a moron.

Google Books
The Nation
Volume 279
2004
Pg. 46:
MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT—-BUT MY PRESIDENT IS A MORON bumpersticker

BuzzFlash
December 13, 2005
Actions Speak Louder Than Bumper Stickers (Book)
Edited by Olivia Greer and Aaron Rudenstine
BUZZFLASH REVIEWS
(...)
There are too many bittersweet bumper stickers (and you need to see the full color reproduction), but a few we kept chuckling about were: “My Kid is an Honor Student: My President is a Moron”; “We are Creating Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them”; and “Fine...I Evolved, You Didn’t”—and how about “Fighting for Peace is Like Screwing for Virginity”?

4 March 2006, Columbus (GA) Ledger-Enquirer, “Asterisk/Quotable,” pg. A12:
ACTUAL BUMPER STICKER seen recently near Montgomery, Ala.: MY CHILD IS AN HONOR STUDENT (and my president is a moron).

Google Books
Why You’re Wrong About the Right: Behind the Myths:
The Surprising Truth About Conservatives

By S. E. Cupp and Brett Joshpe
New York, NY: Threshold Editions (Simon & Schuster)
2008
Pg. 65:
Some of the better slogans are pretty funny:

“If you can read this you’re not the president.”
“Vote Republican. It’s easier than thinking.”
“Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot.”
“My kid is an honor student. My president is a moron.”

Neoseeker Foums
gcguyfromhell
Jun 18, 08 at 6:53am ^
re: Bumper sticker slogans
Such a nice day, please don’t F#*K it up.
Since your riding my @ss, would you please pull my hair a little?
My kid is an honor student and my president is an itiot! 

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityGovernment/Law/Politics/Military • Friday, September 06, 2013 • Permalink