A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from June 27, 2016
“My girlfriend fell in an ice cream store. She’s now a sore bae”

A pun on “sorbet” is:

“My girlfriend fell in an ice cream store. She’s now a sore bae.”

The “sore bae” joke has had many forms. “My girlfriend is mad that I didn’t get ice cream. now all I have is sore bae” was posted on Twitter on April 22, 2014.


Wikipedia: Sorbet
Sorbet /sɔːrˈbeɪ/ is a frozen dessert made from sweetened water with flavouring (typically fruit juice or fruit purée, wine, and/or liqueur, and very rarely honey).

Wiktionary: bae
Etymology
From babe or baby by shortening.
Noun
bae
(plural baes)
1. (slang) Darling (term of endearment).

Twitter
lou bagel
‏@bread_thing
my girlfriend is mad that I didn’t get ice cream. now all I have is sore bae
3:10 AM - 22 Apr 2014

Twitter
NBA Free Agent
‏@TlMBERWOLVES
I feed her ice cream and gelato
And we stay in bed for days
Sore bae
9:45 AM - 20 May 2014

Twitter
Christopher Waggy
‏@C1SwaggSauce
Q: What do you call your favorite person who’s been making ice cream all day?
A: Sore bae (Sorbet)
8:27 PM - 31 Jul 2014

Twitter
(((cheryl cook)))
‏@timetosnuggle
My girlfriend had an accident with ice cream. She’s sore bae.
2:42 PM - 27 Aug 2014

Twitter
Michael McGarrity
‏@michaelmcguk
My girlfriend fell in an ice cream parlour. She’s now a sore bae.
4:00 PM - 30 Dec 2014

reddit
What do you get when you have rough sex in an ice cream parlour?
submitted December 18, 2015 by alexreltonb
A sore bae.

Twitter
Samuel Richardson
‏@Saul_Says
I took my girlfriend to an ice cream factory and she fell in the Gelato machine. Now she’s a sore bae. 😂😂😂😂
10:26 PM - 2 Jun 2016
North Versailles, PA

reddit
I had too much sex with the girl from the ice cream store
submitted June 27, 2016 by rab236
Now she’s sore bae

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, June 27, 2016 • Permalink