A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 15, 2014
“My friend said onions are the only food that make you cry—so I threw a coconut at his face”

"My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face” is a joke that has been printed on several posters. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010.


JoyReactor
anon
My friend thinks hes smart, he said onions are the only food that make you cry.So I threw a coconut at his face.
16:00:00; 30 Mar 2010

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Utter Cunt
‏@UtterCunt
My mate said that onions are the only food that can make you cry… So I threw a coconut in his face #uttercunt
5:09 AM - 21 Oct 2011

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Thanos
‏@MrTheoE8
My mates kid thought he was smart! He said “onions are the only food that can make you cry” so I threw a coconut at his head
8:05 AM - 21 Dec 2011

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Ohhmjesus
‏@JessiePreciado
My friend thought onions were the only food that made you cry.....that was until I threw a coconut at him.
5:00 PM - 25 Dec 2011

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Stephanie McKenzie©™
‏@steviejoxo
My friend said onions r the only food that makes him cry, so I threw a coconut in his face #ohya #defyinglogic
11:28 AM - 2 May 2012

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KB
7/9/12
(...)
~ My friend thinks he knows everything. He said that onions were the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his head.

WeKnowMemes
My Friend Thinks He’s Smart
– OCTOBER 3, 2012
My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face

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Onions Are Not The Only Food That Makes You Cry
Captain Camera
Published on Sep 12, 2014
I have a friend who thinks he is really smart and one day he said to me that “Onions are the only food that can make you cry”... so i threw a coconut at his face! smile

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityFood/Drink • Monday, December 15, 2014 • Permalink