A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from January 12, 2017
“My Facebook-using grandfather died. We won’t be seeing the likes of him again”

Facebook is an online social media website that allows users to “like” posts. A joke is:

“After spending up to twelve hours a day on Facebook for years, my grandfather died yesterday. We won’t see the likes of him again.”

The joke was posted on Twitter on April 24, 2011 and probably originated on Sickipedia.


Wikipedia: Facebook
Facebook is an American for-profit corporation and online social media and social networking service based in Menlo Park, California. The Facebook website was launched on February 4, 2004, by Mark Zuckerberg, along with fellow Harvard College students and roommates, Eduardo Saverin, Andrew McCollum, Dustin Moskovitz, and Chris Hughes.

Twitter
Paul Cooper
‏@sound_coop
After spending up to twelve hours a day on Facebook for years, my grandfather died yesterday.
We won’t see the likes of him again.
#sorry2
11:25 AM - 24 Apr 2011

Twitter
sickipediabot
‏@sickipediabot
After spending up to twelve hours a day on Facebook for years, my grandfather died yesterday.
We won’t see the likes of him again.
11:00 PM - 24 Apr 2011

Twitter
Crap Jokes
‏@TheCrapJoker
My grandfather died recently,
He spent his final years as a regular user of facebook..
We won’t see the likes of him again.
8:50 AM - 12 Jul 2015

Twitter
Sherise _Larence
‏@Sherise_Larence
After spending up to twelve hours a day on Facebook for years my grandfather died yesterday.  We won’t see the likes of him again.
12:05 AM - 6 Aug 2016

Twitter
CrazyComedy
‏@Crazy_Comedian
My grandfather died recently,
He spent his final years as a regular user of facebook..
We won’t see the likes of him again.
3:05 PM - 14 Nov 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityMedia/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet • Thursday, January 12, 2017 • Permalink