A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2017
“My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 5 times this week, Do you know what that means?‘“ (Friday joke)

"My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 5 times this week, Do you know what that means?’ Apparently, ‘It’s Friday’ wasn’t the correct answer” is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. “Boss yells at me ‘It’s the fifth time you’re late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday’” was posted on Twitter on October 8, 2011.

“My boss yelled, ‘You’ve been late 3 times this week, Do you know what that means?‘“ is a related joke about Wednesday.


Twitter
Lisa Twigg‏
@Imlisawisa
My boss screamed at me yday
“It’s the fifth time you’re late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!”
“Probably that it’s Friday.”
3:25 AM - 8 Oct 2011

Twitter
Colin Hildreth‏
@canaryfan1
boss yells at me “It’s the fifth time you’re late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday.”
5:01 AM - 8 Oct 2011

Twitter
Clodagh‏
@clodsb
My boss screamed at me this morning."It’s the fifth time you’re late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, ‘it’s Friday’
3:48 AM - 9 Dec 2011

Twitter
Swedish Canary‏
@SwedishCanary
My boss yelled & said “You’ve been late 5 times this week do you know what that means?” Apparently, “It’s Friday” wasn’t the correct answer.
10:57 PM - 22 Apr 2014

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2016
Pg. ?:
Boss: This is the third time you’ve been late for work this week. Do you know what that means? Me: That it’s only Wednesday.

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My boss yelled at me yesterday “It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means?!” I said, “Probably that it’s Friday?”…

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
My boss yelled and said “You’ve been late 5 times this week do you know what that means?” Apparently “It’s Friday” wasn’t the correct answer
2:40 PM - 25 Jul 2017

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityWork/Businesses • Tuesday, July 25, 2017 • Permalink