A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 03, 2017
“My best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he would stop taking sides”

Restaurants offer side dishes. A pun about “taking sides” (mentioning the Nando’s fast food restaurant chain that offers several sides) is:

“I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw. I wish he would stop taking sides.”

The joke was posted on Twitter by Crap Jokes on August 27, 2015.


Twitter
Crap Jokes‏
@TheCrapJoker
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
1:55 PM - 27 Aug 2015

Twitter
Jacobs Basil Jnr II‏
@bjacobs14
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
2:05 PM - 27 Aug 2015

Twitter
Elvis™‏
@elvis4379
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.
2:19 PM - 27 Aug 2015

Facebook
Base Radio Bristol
September 9, 2015 ·
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nando’s when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread and coleslaw
I wish he would stop taking sides.

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nandos when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread & coleslaw!
I wish he would stop taking sides.
10:25 AM - 26 Nov 2015

Twitter
PUNS‏
@ThePunnyWorld
I was arguing with my girlfriend in Nandos when my best mate ran off with the garlic bread & coleslaw!
I wish he would stop taking sides.
8:18 PM - 9 Jul 2016

Posted by Barry Popik
New York CityRestaurants/Bars/Bakeries/Food Stores • Friday, March 03, 2017 • Permalink