A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from July 25, 2015
Month 04—April

The following words or phrases are about April:

APRIL
“Don’t believe what you see in April or September” (baseball adage)
“If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?”
“Wins in April are just as important as wins in September” (baseball adage)
“You don’t build a church for Easter Sunday”

APRIL 1
April 1st & the Bronx Zoo (Telephone Hoax)

APRIL (EASTER SUNDAY)
“Bunnies are cuddly, the large and the small. I like chocolate ones the best of them all”
“How do bunnies stay healthy?"/"Eggercise.”
“How do you make a rabbit stew?"/"Make it wait for three hours.”
“I’ve got the same Easter plans as Jesus. Disappear on Friday, show up on Monday”
“If you see a rabbit laying little brown eggs, don’t eat them. It’s not chocolate”
“What day does an Easter egg hate the most?"/"Fry-days.”
“What did the rabbit say to the carrot?"/"It’s been nice gnawing you.”
“What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?"/"Hot, cross bunnies.”
“What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?"/"Hot, cross bunnies.”
“What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?” (riddle)
“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?"/"Basket-ball.”
“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite state capital?"/"Albunny, New York.”
“What kind of bunny can’t hop?"/"A chocolate one.”
“Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?"/"At IHOP.”
“Why did the bunny go to the dance?"/"To do the bunny hop!”
“Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?"/"Because it has four rabbits’ feet.”
“You don’t build a church for Easter Sunday”
Chocolate Easter Bunny (Chocolate Easter Rabbit)
Eggcellent (egg + excellent)
Spring Egg; Spring Egg Hunt/Roll (Easter Egg; Easter Egg Hunt/Roll)
Spring Sphere (Easter egg)

APRIL 15
“A fool and his money are soon audited”
“Anything is deductible until you’re audited”
“Can I claim the government as a dependent on my taxes?”
“I tried paying taxes with a smile, but the IRS wanted cash”
“If Patrick Henry thought taxation without representation was bad…”
”In honor of tax season, for an extra $50, the hookers in Times Square will handle your extension”
“IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got”
“Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July; Democrats believe every day is April 15th”
“Short form, the government gets your money; long form, the CPA gets it”
“Taxpayer: A person who resents that death and taxes don’t come in that order”
“The guy who said that the truth never hurts never had to fill out a form 1040”
“The reward for saving your money is being able to pay your taxes without borrowing”
“The tax code is longer than the Bible, but without the good news”
“When you put ‘THE’ and ‘IRS’ together, it spells ‘’THEIRS‘“
Enslavement Day (Tax Day nickname)
Income Reduction Service (Internal Revenue Service or IRS nickname)
Infernal Revenue Service (Internal Revenue Service or IRS nickname)
Internal Rectal Service (Internal Revenue Service or IRS nickname)
Internal Revenge Service (Internal Revenue Service or IRS nickname)
Internal Rotten Scoundrels (Internal Revenue Service or IRS nickname)
IRSS (IRS + SS)

Posted by Barry Popik
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