A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from December 02, 2014
“Men have only two emotions—hungry and horny”

"Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many ecards.  The line has been cited in print since at least 1999 and is of unknown origin.


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CBVCM
9/14/99
(...)
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Four Corners Free Press
April 2005
The two emotions of men
By Suzanne Strazza
Finally. I have the answer. I now am armed with the key to life’s biggest question.

“What question is that?” you ask.

Well, I’ll give you the answer and I’ll bet that you can figure the rest out from there.

Men have two emotions: horny and hungry. If he doesn’t have an erection, make him a sandwich.

Random Thoughts
Ten Thoughts
RANDOMLY POSTED BY ROB ON 7/27/2005
(...)
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!

Google Books
Murder of a Botoxed Blonde:
A Scumble River Mystery

By Denise Swanson
New York, NY: New American Library
2007
Pg. ?:
“Men only have two emotions—hungry and horny. If you see one without an erection, make him a sandwich.”

DateHookup.com
mindyb
3/6/2008 8:52:30 PM Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.
If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich.

Twitter
Twop Twips
‏@TwopTwips
RT @fionaspencer: @VizTopTips WOMEN.  Men have only two emotions hungry and horny.  If you see him without a erection make him a sandwich
1:29 PM - 23 Nov 2009

Google Books
Funniest Thing You Never Said 2
By Rosemarie Jarski
New York, NY: Edbury Press
2010
Pg. 133:
Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If I don’t have an erection, make me a sandwich.
Anon

Posted by Barry Popik
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