A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

Recent entries:
“After winning, I threw the ball into the crowd. Apparently, that’s unacceptable in bowling” (5/23)
“She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster” (5/22)
“The universe is made of protons, neutrons, electrons and morons” (5/22)
“The job requires me to get a potato clock” (get up at eight o’clock) (5/22)
“I found the key to success, only to discover that the door was never locked” (5/22)
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Entry from November 02, 2012
“Men are like coffee—the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long”

"Men are like coffee—the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. The humorous saying has appeared in print since at least January 17, 1998, when the Usenet group rec.humor published a much-copied list of “Men are like...” jokes.

Similar sayings include “Chocolate, men, coffee—some things are better rich” and “Men are like chocolate bars—sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.”


Google Groups: rec.humor
Men are like…
Joke List
1/17/98
(...)
Men are like coffee…
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Google Groups: soc.culture.filipino
Men are like…
MariaClara
3/10/98
(...)
6.Men are like coffee....the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Google Groups: alt.tv.days-of-our-lives
OT-jokes about men
MKAY001
7/2/99
(...)
Men are like coffee....
the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Google Books
1001 Internet Jokes:
Get the Jokes You’ve Been Missing

By D. M. Schwab
Lincoln, NE;iUnvierse, Inc.
2001
Pg. 20:
Men are like. . .Coffee ( !!! ) The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Google Books
Joke Aid:
The Convulsingly Funny Great Joke Book (a Charity Fundraiser)

By Johnny Rocco
Bloomington, IN: AUthorHouse
2007
Pg. 201:
Men are like...Coffee…
The best ones are rich, warm and keep you up all night long.

Random from The Wanderer
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 30, 2012
Men are like coffee
Better Hot and Colombian.
Posted by Ice.or.Swamp at 5:07 PM

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