A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006.

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Entry from March 26, 2017
“May your coffee kick in before reality does”

"May your coffee kick in before reality does” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 31, 2015.

“May your coffee kick in before Monday does” was posted on Twitter on June 27, 2016.

“May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short,” “Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee,” “Too much Monday, not enough coffee” and “With enough coffee, even a Monday looks good” are other sayings about Mondays and coffee.


Twitter
Nora Rubinoff‏
@norarubinoff
Seen on a meme this morning, and my Monday wish for you all:
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
8:43 AM - 31 Aug 2015

Twitter
Katelyn Drake‏
@KayDrizzyDrake
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
4:43 PM - 3 Sep 2015

Twitter
Barb Crawford‏
@1234Angelface
May your coffee kick in before reality does.
6:26 PM - 5 Sep 2015

Twitter
Missguided‏
@Missguided
May your coffee kick in before reality does… 👌🏻☕️☕️☕️ #mondaymotivation
3:30 AM - 16 May 2016

Twitter
Angelina’s‏
@angelinasdublin
May your coffee kick in before Monday does! Enjoy fresh a fresh cup from our deli en route to work #Angelinas
3:40 AM - 27 Jun 2016

Facebook
The Chill Bean at Back to Black.
August 30, 2016 ·
May your coffee kick in before reality does! grin
Good morning!

Twitter
Latin Beet Kitchen‏
@latinbeet
May your coffee kick in before your Monday does. #coffee #nyc #monday #coffeebreak #ilovecoffee #coffeetime #mondaymotivation
8:00 AM - 3 Oct 2016

Facebook
Java Expresso
November 6, 2016 ·
May your coffee kick in before MONDAY does! Head to Java Expresso and get your Monday morning and after noon coffee fix! $1 off after 2pm tomorrow!

Facebook
Demmers Teehaus Romania, Cluj-Napoca
February 7, 2017 ·
May your coffee kick in before reality does!

Posted by Barry Popik
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