“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it”
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since” is a jocular New Year’s one-line saying that has been printed on many images. Baseball pitcher Dave Beard, who played from 1980 to 1989, is credited with the remark.
However, contemporary (1980s) or early (pre-2000) citations have not been found. The line was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2009.
Wikipedia: Dave Beard
Charles David Beard (born October 2, 1959) is a former right-handed pitcher in Major League Baseball for the Oakland Athletics, Seattle Mariners, Chicago Cubs, and Detroit Tigers from 1980 to 1989.
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Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
5:39 AM - 31 Dec 2009
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Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. ~Dave Beard
8:00 PM - 20 Nov 2010
28 December 2011, Omineca Express (Vanderhoof, BC), “New Year Resolutions” by Hannah Wright, pg. 6:
However perhaps the best possible advice is that of the man who said that “many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since!”
Psychology Today
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23 New Year’s Quotes
Enjoy these quotes on starting a new year.
Posted Dec 29, 2011
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Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since. - Dave Beard
30 December 2011, Chattanooga (TN) Times-Free Press, “Laugh Lines,” pg. H31:
“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.”—Dave Beard
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Resolutions & Reflections for the New Year:
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Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.
Dave Beard
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30 Dec 2016
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“Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year’s resolutions, and I’ve stuck with it ever since.”
Baseball star DAVE BEARD, seen here celebrating during a game for Oakland Athletics against Kansas City in 1981